We all know what Christmas is really about: scandalizing your friends and family with your questionable sense of humor.

To help you, I’ve done the impossible and put together a gift guide of dirty party games that’ll make you look like the thoughtful person you pretend to be on Instagram.

Whether you’re shopping for your bestie who still giggles at the word “moist” or your grandma who keeps winning dirty joke contests, I gotchu.

But FIRST, I have to plug the absolute best party game of all time:

Deck Around: Dirty Words with Friends

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Think you can bluff your way through this? Deck Around challenges you and your friends to make up definitions for bizarre, borderline inappropriate words. The goal? Convince everyone your fake definition is real. The results? Utterly hilarious and occasionally horrifying. Bonus points if your mom asks what quockerwodger means at the dinner table.

Perfect For: Word nerds and compulsive liars with a flair for the absurd.

Cards Against Humanity: The Classic for a Reason

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This is the OG of offensive games, and for good reason. Cards Against Humanity is like the gateway drug to realizing you’re not the only one who thinks the phrase "Hot Pockets for breakfast" is inherently funny. The more twisted your humor, the better this game gets. Pro tip: Pick up the absurdly specific expansion packs like the "Absurd Box" or "Everything Box" to truly ruin Christmas dinner.

Perfect For: People who think humor peaked with "Bees? Bees."

What Do You Meme? (With Expansion)

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Take meme culture, add alcohol, and then sprinkle in some not-safe-for-work captions. That’s What Do You Meme? at its best. The "NSFW Expansion Pack" dials the raunchiness up to "text that should’ve stayed in the drafts." Nothing says holiday spirit like convincing your friends that an image of a grumpy cat is best captioned with "When your one-night stand asks if you want breakfast."

Perfect For: Instagram addicts and people who reply to your texts exclusively with GIFs.

Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition

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If you think kittens are adorable, then Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition is here to ruin that for you. This version of the wildly popular card game swaps out cutesy for crude with art and jokes that would make a sailor blush. It’s still family-friendly in gameplay mechanics -- just don’t let your actual family see the cards.

Perfect For: People who love cats but also laugh at fart jokes.

Joking Hazard: Build-a-Degenerate-Comic

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From the twisted creators of the Cyanide & Happiness webcomic, it's their game Joking Hazard. In this one, you and your friends compete to create the most outrageous three-panel comics imaginable. The only limit is your creativity… and your moral compass (or lack thereof). Warning: This one will have you questioning your friendships.

Perfect For: Wannabe cartoonists and the friend who draws penises on everything.

Drawing Without Dignity: Pictionary’s Filthy Cousin

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You think you’re good at drawing? Think again. In Drawing Without Dignity, your artistic skills will be tested as you attempt to illustrate things like "stripper pole" or "phallic symbol" while your friends scream guesses that would make your high school art teacher cry. The best part? Watching your friends pretend their terrible doodles were intentional.

Perfect For: Artists, non-artists, and anyone who’s not afraid to draw genitalia in public.

Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid: Roast Your Friends

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This game is less about cards and more about calling out your friends for their chaotic tendencies. Each round involves deciding who among you is "most likely to wake up next to a traffic cone" or "definitely DM’d their ex last night." It’s the ultimate way to get brutally honest… or just brutal. (There's also an EXTREME expansion pack.)

Perfect For: The friend group that thrives on roasting each other.

So there you have it -- the filthiest, funniest, and most festive games to bring to your next gathering. Just remember: it’s all fun and games until someone’s mom gets too into it.

Happy holidays. Don't get cancelled.